– Vous, euh tu attends pour les chiottes ?…Ah euh okay, you wait for euh…Yes ? Okay…it is long, hein ? You from where ? Ireland ! Ah Ireland, the Loch Ness, yes ? Ah no, Scotland, ah okay. So and why are you in France ? You visit la tour eiffel ? No ? AH your tonton is French ah okay cool ! And you like French people ? You know, Paris people ? You don’t know ? Ah but you know David Guetta au moins ? NO ! Ah it’s French music, it’s the best electro..you know electro no ? Ah indie rock…no no I don’t like. It’s sad music, I like music for dance you know, happy music ! In France we like to drink and to eat good food and have parties, and we like to go dancing…So yes David Guetta is the best, we love him in France. Yes yes, everybody ! Black keys ? Ah no no…Elle prend son temps pour pisser l’autre !…I say she is taking long to pipi you know ? Yes piss, yes. And euh you want to take a drink ? I can offer you, I know the barman and…what ? ah okay okay you go now okay…good night yes yes good night pétasse.
Les Black Keys, c’est la deuxième fois qu’on parle d’eux mais aussi un clip aussi cheap il fallait qu’on le mette ici, avec un texte cheap et une photo cheap. Ayé, c’est fait. Bonne nuit.